Mitch Hedberg
Journal Entry: Sun Sep 21, 2008, 3:46 PM
I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that holding up my belt. I don't know what's really happenin' down there. "Who is the real hero?"
I ordered a chicken sandwich but I don't think the waitress understood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun, shit it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"
I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat."
- Mood:
Eager - Listening to: headless - dog fashion disco
- Reading: the rebel sell
- Watching: japamimation
- Playing: pack my shit yeah its a game
- Eating: cake cake cake i only have 3 pieces
- Drinking: coke
Devious Comments
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anime is as addictive as sex...
but there's no orgasm to tell you when to stop.
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Forgive me for my english.
I am russkiy.
[Live FLCL][LOVE Haruko]
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Death drives a taxi. With monster truck wheels.
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"Rock On! \m/"
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delicate disaster
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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
Well, I'm off to bed. G'night!
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OMG!? Free Hot Vampires!!
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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
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OMG!? Free Hot Vampires!!
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Insanity is only a state of mind.
"How about a magic trick?" - Joker
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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
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I am the mighty Rikku-x - all the Square Enix world is my domain!!
Bwahahahaha!!!
[link]
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and we can be
heroes
just for one
day
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Out again, a siren screams at half past ten
And you won't let go
While I ignore, that we both felt like this
Before it starts to show
So if I had a chance
Would you let me know ~ The Killers "Change Your Mind"
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*Blacksatechi <3
*BodyElectricNeon <3
*Beginthebegin <3
-It's *the* point. It's all the points, being in love is all the point of everything.
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"Darlin' you know,
you make me feel SO Beautiful"
- DH
My Gallery
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*~~(Cely-chan ^.~)~~*
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~bishounen--hunters, ~NerimaChronicles, ~The-Reno-Club, ~silverhaired-bishies, ~Renzoo-Club, *AkuRoku, ~ItaTobi-FC, *Pokedex, ~Twileks, *Cartoon-Obsessions
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How to fly...
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Thank you for the favourite and watch!
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Don't fear the Reaper
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don't follow leaders, watch the parking metres.
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who's unconventionally witty now?
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Would you like a Itachi with that pie??
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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
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