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Mitch Hedberg

Journal Entry: Sun Sep 21, 2008, 3:46 PM
I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that holding up my belt. I don't know what's really happenin' down there. "Who is the real hero?"

I ordered a chicken sandwich but I don't think the waitress understood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun, shit it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"

I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat."

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: headless - dog fashion disco
  • Reading: the rebel sell
  • Watching: japamimation
  • Playing: pack my shit yeah its a game
  • Eating: cake cake cake i only have 3 pieces
  • Drinking: coke

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: my autocosm
  • Interests: photography, reading, video games, travel, language, music, toothpaste for dinner,
  • Favourite movie: American Beauty, Heathers, the Dreamcatcher, Euro Trip, Rent
  • Favourite band or musician: Rammstein, Nirvana, Muse, Bad Religion, David Bowie, Neil Young, The Matches, MSI
  • Favourite genre of music: rock, metal, dance, foreign
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dean Koonts, Robert Heinlein, Dan Brown, Steven King, Jeffrey Eugenides, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams
  • Favourite game: World of Warcraft
  • Favourite gaming platform: computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sylvester
  • Personal Quote: I'm related to Neil Young
  • Tools of the Trade: camera, pencil + eraser, computer

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*Malandante:iconMalandante: Sep 20, 2008, 2:52:18 AM
Thank you for faving Fucking hot, it is deeply appreciated.
*Gokimanga:iconGokimanga: Sep 17, 2008, 5:38:09 AM
Oiii..thanks for the watch! cool pics u have there! :heart:

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but there's no orgasm to tell you when to stop.
~darth-biomech:icondarth-biomech: Sep 2, 2008, 9:34:31 AM
Thanks for the fav. =)

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Forgive me for my english.
I am russkiy.=)
[Live FLCL][LOVE Haruko]
~Rikku-Latias:iconRikku-Latias: Sep 1, 2008, 10:52:07 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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Death drives a taxi. With monster truck wheels.
~CrazyFaith:iconCrazyFaith: Aug 20, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
thank you very much for the :+fav:!

:)*

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"Rock On! \m/"
~darkdemention:icondarkdemention: Aug 9, 2008, 8:50:16 PM
thnx for the fav :D

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delicate disaster
~spielmitmir26:iconspielmitmir26: Aug 3, 2008, 11:25:07 PM
oh man my friend said it was the worst work stephenie meyer has done yet TT.TT

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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
~XxSaralenaxX:iconXxSaralenaxX: Aug 3, 2008, 11:09:48 PM
I have about 100 pages left. ^^ It's the best book ever. No! Breaking Dawn is not a book... it's a lifestyle! O.o *does fangirl dance that scares all people around her*
Well, I'm off to bed. G'night! :D

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~spielmitmir26:iconspielmitmir26: Aug 3, 2008, 11:07:28 PM
lol np love that book im not even halfway through yet TT.TT

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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
~XxSaralenaxX:iconXxSaralenaxX: Aug 3, 2008, 11:06:23 PM
Thanks a lot for the favorite! :D

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~Devain:iconDevain: Aug 1, 2008, 10:51:10 AM
Thank you for the fav!

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Insanity is only a state of mind.
"How about a magic trick?" - Joker
~spielmitmir26:iconspielmitmir26: Jul 31, 2008, 9:53:23 PM
no prob i love cosplay XD

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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.
~xXx-Rikku-xXx:iconxXx-Rikku-xXx: Jul 31, 2008, 9:35:42 PM
Hey, thanks for the fave ^^

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~MrDanny:iconMrDanny: Jul 23, 2008, 1:26:40 PM
Thanks for the favorite!

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and we can be
heroes
just for one
day
~Jakadow13:iconJakadow13: May 10, 2008, 8:25:32 PM
Thanks for the add~ ^_^

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Out again, a siren screams at half past ten
And you won't let go
While I ignore, that we both felt like this
Before it starts to show
So if I had a chance
Would you let me know ~ The Killers "Change Your Mind"
~sunnycait:iconsunnycait: May 9, 2008, 12:49:07 PM
Thanks for the fav! :dance:

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-It's *the* point. It's all the points, being in love is all the point of everything.
*LordAlmighty:iconLordAlmighty: Apr 25, 2008, 8:00:59 AM
Thank you for the :+fav:! :hug:

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you make me feel SO Beautiful"
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*Wolfshade7:iconWolfshade7: Apr 1, 2008, 12:40:07 PM
Hey, thank you so much for the watch:hug:

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How to fly...
Throw yourself at the ground and miss:floating:
*witegots:iconwitegots: Feb 9, 2008, 2:45:54 AM
:iconspinplz:

Thank you for the favourite and watch!
~GothicRider:iconGothicRider: Feb 8, 2008, 12:42:32 PM
Thank you so much for the :+fav: :blackrose:

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~longlivefidel:iconlonglivefidel: Feb 2, 2008, 3:35:59 AM
thanks for the add!!

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don't follow leaders, watch the parking metres.
~PeachSchnapps:iconPeachSchnapps: Jan 30, 2008, 4:25:21 PM
gracias for the fav!

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who's unconventionally witty now?
~THEakatsukiPIE:iconTHEakatsukiPIE: Jan 29, 2008, 10:43:55 PM
Ty for the add to friends :D

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Would you like a Itachi with that pie??
~spielmitmir26:iconspielmitmir26: Jan 25, 2008, 12:18:29 AM
np

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I saw a commercial that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" ... So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.